Reading Between the Lines!!!!

I solemnly swear I’m up to no good!!
This is a product of pure boredom for the lack of want to do anything that could be productive, helpful or contribute to society in anyway!
I like to interact with people. I like to observe them. I like to observe myself. And because of this, I realized people don’t always mean what they say. So I thought it would be a nice idea to bring it all out in the open, at least for a few good laughs. If you nod at the screen after reading about five of the following sentence pairs, I’ll consider it a job well done.
A disclaimer for all those who’ve never felt exactly what I’ve mentioned in the italics…
YOU GUYS ARE REAL SAINTS!!!
Hah! Poor little babies, I’m, bursting your comfort bubble aren’t I… well at least now you’ll grow up a bit and see the world, the way it really is!! I’m sure you’re going to end up brooding over the last time someone said one of these to you. The bitch that I’m, I will make you wonder if those people meant whatever they said!

So here’s to a little more mistrust and pessimism!

Are you ok?
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you?? Get a grip on yourself… you’re not the only one suffering!!

I am fine!
Don’t you dare ask me how I am! I am a mess and your asking me again and again won’t help me!!

You are a really nice person.
Thank God your behavior isn’t as bad as your looks!!

I don’t want to talk about this right now!
I’ll wait for you to make your next mistake so that I can rub this in your face!
Aah… wouldn’t that be fun!!

Do what you want to do.
You better do what I’m telling you to do! Not because I care that much for you but because I don’t want to be the one you come crying to after you mess it up for yourself expecting me to clean it up for you… I’ll only say “all is well!” to reassure you.

All is well!
Dude, you’re screwed up!!
You’re so covered in shit that nothing can help you now except perhaps saying “All is well” and attempting to cushion the blow that’ll shake you up so bad you’ll want to kill the next person who uses the damn phrase on you again!!!!!


You don’t matter enough to hurt me!
Don’t do anything that would hurt me because I’ll be totally crushed if you did!!!

I need time to able to forgive you.
I want to make you work your ass off to please me!!!


I’m so happy for you.
My heart is like a piece of burning coal right now!! What did I do to deserve such an unhappy existence?

God bless you!
But I’d rather he blessed me first!

So you’re dating him/her?? (If the person this sentence is addressed to is bad looking)
Even he/she gets a girlfriend/boyfriend!! What’s wrong with me?

So you’re dating him/her?? (If the person this sentence is addressed to is good looking)
It’s the money! There’s no other reason for them to be together!!

You look… well… different…
The make-over back-fired! Hahahahaaha…

I’m a good listener.
GOSSIP!!!!!

I won’t tell anyone.
Just my besties!!

I was just joking/ I don’t know why I just said that/ I didn’t mean it.
I’m going to tell you what I think one way or another.

OK, fine, I’m sorry!
Now shut up!!

Tell me what happened… I may be able to help you…
I’m lying…I can hardly help myself!! It’s just reassuring to know there are more people as screwed up as me!!

I know I’m going to get into a whole lot of trouble for bringing this out in the open especially because I’ve said the above myself so many times but you really can’t hold me responsible. I’ve heard these from others too… we all have felt it and that’s what your conscience is telling you right now! It doesn’t make you a bad person, just a normal one. Besides you’re not like this with your closest friends so it’s all good!
This is just in good humor and it’s all I have to take your heart away…
Ok… whatever…
Quit reading… get back to work now… and leave a comment…